"Today," Callisto addressed the class. "As a new and novel experience, I'm actually giving you clothing to wear."

She pointed to a pile of masks, gloves, elbow and knee pads, and body armour "There should be something in your sizes there. Get changed ( Read more... )

Callisto looked far from happy as she addressed the class, giving a brief, yet highly informative, lecture on snares and pit traps"However," she added. "These particular style of traps fall down when you want to catch a nocturnal animal without doing harm to it, as they often react badly to the approach of day, or are in fact harmed by excessive ( Read more... )

Callisto looked distracted as she addressed the class. "Clothes and shoes. And we're doing today's class in the water, so if you want to wear your clothes the entire class, be my guest."

( da-dun...da-DUN...da-DUN DA-DUN DA-DUN DUN-DUN-DUN )

The clearing was set up with a number of targets down one end and a table with a number of weapons laid out on it down the other ( Read more... )

Callisto had two lock boxes today, rather than just one. "Shoes in the first box, clothes in the second, everything except your underwear." The expression on her face suggested that anyone who objected would lose the underwear too.

( What do you mean naked? )

Looking even less happy than last class, Callisto pointed to the box. "Put your shoes in there and take a handout."

( Fire Bad, Tree Pretty )

Callisto did not look happy as she waited for the the class finish coming into the clearing ( Read more... )

"Just because it's out last lesson doesn't mean I'm going easy on you," Callisto said, pointing to the lockers. "Clothes and shoes."

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Callisto stood at the front of the class, giving no sign that she might have been up all night doing things in the wood. "Good morning class," she said. "Great news, today you get to keep your shoes. Well, some of you at least."

( You catch it, you eat it. )

Once again, Callisto had the second lockbox out. "Clothes and shoes, children. And before you start complaining, if you don't give me your clothes now, you'll have to wear them the entire class, and trust me, you won't enjoy that."

( *insert Jaws theme here* )